Interior design staples that I can’t stand
One of the reasons I love design is that it is so subjective. I previously worked in a hideously floral, pink, girly princess office which I absolutely loved. That office may have made others cringe, though. And that’s okay! Interiors are supposed to enhance your lifestyle / mood, so what makes me feel happy and at home is probably very different to what makes you feel happy and at home.
Obviously, there are interior design trends and widely-acknowledged product designs which seem to be universally accepted. I can’t stand some of them.
White plastic rocking chairs
I really can’t stand these. I can’t even be bothered to look up the name of them and the designer. I think they’re hideous! I guess this piece has been recognized as great product design, but I just don’t see it. To me, it looks like one of those plastic catch-all baby bibs merged with a telescope tripod and a set of skis. Ick.
High back dining chairs
When I see high-back dining chairs, I think cliché staged model home. I think they are a design cop-out! Punch me if I buy these.
Exposed shelves in the kitchen
I know it’s all the rage right now, but I just can’t bring myself to accept that people have shelves or exposed cupboards in their kitchen that look anything like the dream homes I’ve seen on Pinterest. Just where are you putting your Pyrex measuring cup? Who has stuff that matches this nicely?!?! And the dusting, don’t get me started on the dusting!
Random empty vase trio
Urghghgh these drive me nuts! Nothing screams “I drove to Bed, Bath & Beyond and didn’t know what to buy so I got these” more than 3 metallic, empty vases. First of all, they don’t serve a functional purpose beyond being a space-filling matching pair of three somethings (I love matchin pairs of 3, just not bloody vases). I guess I didn’t come up with a second point. JUST DON’T DO IT, OKAY.
Keep Calm and… parodies
Two years ago, new to Britain and full of enthusiasm, I was all about these posters. Vintage, typographic, bright and INYOFACE, the Keep Calm and Carry On posters were right up my alley. Now I just feel a little resentful towards my little kitchen poster. It’s a shame that all of those ‘funny’ posters killed it. I especially hate when they choose a typeface that doesn’t even resemble the original.















