Dream Diary

I just did a ‘dream’ search on my old journal and the results were fairly interesting. And also, kind of creepy. Feel free to interpret them for me!

Sexy Blood Bath

Blood mixed with water was coming out of my faucet in my bathroom so naturally I was freaking out! I walked over to what I thought was Chris’s house, to get him to help me fix it.

Chris turned into my friend Simon, who said it was a tap filter problem (rather than worrying about whose blood it is, we’ll just filter it!  Ha!  I love my subconscious!). We took apart the faucet and in the process the bathroom got flooded.

But that’s okay, because Simon morphed into Matt Damon. I asked him why he was so old and still single but he interrupted by kissing me and we fell into the full blood-water bathtub. Then I opened my eyes and it was Chris again!

So then I felt dirty for kissing Matt Damon and tried to explain to Chris what had just happened…

You’re fat but I want you back

In this dream I knew I was dating Chris, but it was normal for me to visit Jeff (my ex) in jail. Jail was an old 1900s house. So there I was sitting around with Jeff and the others who were in jail (coincidentally Jeff’s good friends).

Kurt had this note that he wanted to read out loud. I said to Jeff, “Why do you keep telling Kurt to shut up? What’s the note about?” Jeff shrugged and gave Kurt the go-ahead to read it.

It’s obvious Amy doesn’t even really like any of us anyway.  Does she just come here for the food?

So I FLIPPED OUT on Jeff, whom I assumed had written the note. “You think I know what to say to these people!? YOU THINK I COME HERE FOR THE FOOD?! You’re in #@!$% jail. I don’t need this @#$%^. You don’t think I like you? Fine, you won’t have to put up with me again.”

I said all this while the matron-lady was preparing lunch for everyone. She came down the stairs and I went up them, obviously fuming. Jeff apparently didn’t think I would react as I did and he was really sorry.

I climbed the stairs to the third floor because apparently to get out of the place you had to swing on a zip-line to the other side of the yard and then climb down through a treehouse.

Jeff’s friends somehow sent Jeff upstairs after me and he screamed something about how he messed up and wants me back. It was all extremely dramatic, and then after he said it he fainted. His friends tried to revive him as I escaped, but they couldn’t come after me since the window locked.