My Favourite Tiger Woods Scandal Puns

Disclaimer: Some of you are going to think this is really insensitive and I suppose it is. I do feel sorry for Tiger’s family, but I have enjoyed few cheap laughs out of the whole ordeal. Obviously, don’t read on if you are offended.

Q. What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?
A. Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

It doesn’t matter if Tiger gets charged with careless driving, his putting will make up for it…

After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree…

We now see that Tiger Woods drives very well on the fairway but doesnt fare very well on the driveway.

Q. What’s the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?
A. Santa stops at three Ho’s

Q. What’s the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?
A. Santa visits the nice girls.

Tiger lion cheetah

Tiger would like to take a mulligan on this one.

Q. What do Tiger Woods and Tony the Tiger have in common?
A. They both tell women they’re great during breakfast.

I heard Phil Mickelson called Elin to ask for tips on how to beat Tiger!

Tiger Woods is 13 over par…

Q. What do Tiger Woods’ girlfriends and 5 star cuisine have in common?
A. There’s some in every major city; you just have to be willing to pay for it!