- Women who come to the gym with perfect hair & makeup, wear designer fitness clothes and don’t break a sweat
- Men who check themselves out in the mirror obsessively in the free weights section when they’re not even holding weights
- Women who leave their gym bags on the bench as opposed to in a locker so I can’t sit down to put my shoes on. I have started moving the bags carelessly and I’m tempted to switch things from one bag to the next, just to teach them a lesson!
- Men who declare what fitness supplement they use on their t-shirts (Sorry, Chris!)
- Anyone who chooses the machine right SMACK DAB next to me when the entire row is free. Urinal logic, people!
- Anyone who smells like armpits.
- The occasional person who stands right behind me, waiting to use my machine. Might as well tap your foot and sigh, too.
- People who leave heavy free weights on machines
- People who try to make conversation with me in the steam room / sauna
- The anonymous woman who wiped her booger on shower door of the stall I used this morning
- Anyone who leaves their treadmill inclined after use
- Anyone who obstructs my view of the free weights section
So I think that’s basically everyone! What an ogre!
